CDC

The CDC has posted a plan for a zombie outbreak. Yes I am serious. Their plan is very simple and ineffectual, lock the door. When asked Ethan said"Lock the windows too, "just in case" Tyler said " that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard." I sincerely concur, first of all i can't believe that they even bothered to make a plan. Second, the best they got was lock the door? pathetic. I have actually met second graders with better plans than that.